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stopniallandharry:

jerry springer: “what did you put harry”

harry: “we have decided we think it’s niall’s elbow”

jerry springer: “oh niall’s elbow? wow, very good. i have no idea. i’ve never seen his elbow, i don’t get that close to him”

harry: “it’s over there. two of ‘em”

jerry springer: “yeah, i see where niall’s sitting but it’s covered up…..how do you know what his elbow looks like?”

harry: “we..um..you know….we b-“

jerry springer: “zayn what have you got”

niallerspenis:

"next time i hear you talkin’ shit about my girl, you’re fucking dead, ya hear?"

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What I want Niall Horan to ask me…

 

Touch me without using your hands.
— Six Word Story // heartofthebitter-mindofapoet (via soulsscrawl)
Narry smut

"Just stand still!" 
Harry stood in front of Niall and he almost pushed him up against the wall. Their lips were just a few inches from each other and Niall had his hands around the longer guy’s shoulders. Harry smiled and he knew what he would do. The thrill was total and they both had missed this moment all night, getting to slip out of the party and being alone in the alley. Okay they had wanted to go home, but Louis refused to let them go. Therefore chose Harry the next best alternative, a quickie in the alley.

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ladyniteloveswho:

THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

-Was RAPED along her best friend while her husband was tied up and forced to watch.

-Was diagnosed with uterine CANCER

-Had to get a DIVORCE because her husband was gay

What did she do about it all?

-Create a television show with her ex based on their divorce and friendship that still holds strong.

-Laughs just as hard today as she has in the past.

-Fights for the rights of the gay and lesbian community

-Works for the U.S. State department for the Public Diplomacy Envoy for Women’s Health Issues.

-Launched the ‘Cancer Shmancer’ movement, a non-profit organization dedicated to ensuring that all women’s cancers be diagnosed while in Stage 1, the most curable stage.

-Has won the following awards: Jon Wayne’s Institute’s Woman of Achievement award, Gilda Award, City of Hope Wom of the Year award, Hebrew University Humanitarian award, Albert Einstien’s College of Medicine’s Spirit of Achievement Award, City of Hope’s Spirit of Life Award, and the ”My Aid Award” for her achievements in support of cancer prevention and rehabilitation.

-She has been cancer free for 12 years.

Now tell me she is not an AMAZING Woman.

When people say they “Hate her” because of her voice, I just want to punch them straight in their faces.

This is Fran Drescher, and she is one HELL Of a strong woman.

It’s her voice that makes her special… I don’t care how she sounding, because I haven’t anything against her. And now after this I just love her more… :)

hoenarry:

let’s talk about harry i’ll start i love harry

I love Narry… :D

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